Young Ohotori Kawasaki was born near a store
That sold themed games, music, UFO catchers and more
He wanted a business but not for himself.
He would own a merchandise store, but not without help
As he grew he finally built his own store
That sold themed games, music, UFO catchers and more
But his magic frightened many, scaring them away
He knew he needed a steady business flow...
There just had to be a way !
He found some cute creatures in a forest one day
He called them "Chibis" because that's all they could say
He told them of his dream, how he wanted to spread joy
To every otaku alive--Girl or boy.
The chibis agreed, quite happily,
And a new legend was born, truthfully !
He needed no reigndeer, why ? Because...
He could defy physics, good ol' Otaku Klaus
He was known by that nickname because every Christmas Eve
He gave merchandise to all good otakus that sincerely believed.
But after the holiday is done,
The chibis return home,
Ohotori returns to normal life, always with a shirt button undone.
He now has a wife named Lilleth, who adores him to no end
Ohotori is a hard worker, on that you can contend.
So ends our tale of the Saint of Anime fanatics everywhere...
Ohotori and Lilleth, legendary heroes beyond compare !
By: Elizabeth Berndt
December 11, 2001
Created on December 12,2001